ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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