My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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