No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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