matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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