If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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