I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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