its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
