i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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