So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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