i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
