HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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