can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
im on a boat
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