we're blogging at a bar
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The Olympian is in my bed
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