Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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