When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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