weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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