She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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