I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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