This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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