no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize