escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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