we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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