it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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