Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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