you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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