that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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