Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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