I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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