These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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