I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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