He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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