I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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