She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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