so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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