Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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