I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
My bed smells like the plague
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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