Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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