is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
