Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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