awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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