there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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