some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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