oh god the rape fog is back!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
did i walk over a car last night?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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