if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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