If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He passed out mid-signature
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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