Got a toothbrush?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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