He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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