Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
