have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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