You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
