Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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