I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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