then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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