I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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