So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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